Comments on: Yankees Win Despite Violent Thunderstorms

By: Manhattan Infidel

Manhattan Infidel — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 04:55:45 +0000

It seems Nick can’t do anything right.

“As Jim wrestles with the alligator…..as Jim is eaten by the alligator….. I’d like to tell you about the many benefits of Mutual of Omaha”

By: Matt

Matt — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 01:58:59 +0000

OK, there was a mistake on Johnson’s part. You see, Marlin always stayed at a safe distance while the other dude on the show, Jim, went and wrestled with the Rhino, or whatever other wild critter they were studying that week.

The man should have done his research.

By: Manhattan Infidel

Manhattan Infidel — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 19:37:00 +0000

Well now that you put it that way, I guess bad weather can be a blessing. We all want to be spared the sight of hairy hippie chick legs. (I guess shaving the legs would be “ungreen.”)

Damn you Al Gore!

By: innominatus

innominatus — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 19:07:14 +0000

Here in Corvallis we celebrate an annual Rain Festival that runs from Jan 1 to Dec 31. On the bright side, the crappy weather prevents the hairy-legged hippie chicks from wearing shorts too often.