Comments on: Hollywood to Remake The Greatest Story Ever Told

By: Manhattan Infidel

Manhattan Infidel — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 06:11:15 +0000

All valid suggestions. But they’ve have to join the Union first.

By: Matt

Matt — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 04:54:30 +0000

I would have thought they’d have Karl Rove play Pilate. Or Cheney?

By: Matthew

Matthew — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 01:38:35 +0000

I could see Judas as more of a Joe Lieberman for the loony left.

By: Manhattan Infidel

Manhattan Infidel — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 19:43:15 +0000

I remember that scene. Jesus was Heavenly PO’d.

Mary Katherine Ham has that effect (or is it affect) on men. She tends to make us forget what we were talking about.

By: innominatus

innominatus — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 19:12:35 +0000

I like the way they portrayed Jesus in Ben Hur. Remember that scene where Jesus was trying to give some Roman slaves a drink of water but the Roman guard knocked the cup of of His hand? Jesus gives the guy a “Boy, you have NO IDEA who you’re screwing with” look that gives me chills.

I know this is a silly post and I shouldn’t be commenting about real scenes from real movies, but the mention of MKH made me forget what we were talking about.

By: Manhattan Infidel

Manhattan Infidel — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 18:41:27 +0000

So that’s why Mary Katherine Ham won’t return my phone calls. Damn you Dick Morris!!

By: Mark

Mark — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 18:24:27 +0000

Judas will be played Bernie Goldberg. Dick Morris was unavailable as he was busy sucking Mary Katherine Ham’s toes.

By: Manhattan Infidel

Manhattan Infidel — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 18:22:32 +0000

I can’t wait for Hollywood’s trendy, hip, edgy remake of “1776″:

Racist white teabaggers complain about taxes! Deny minorities vote! Starring Whoopie Goldberg as Ben Franklin and Michael Moore as Thomas Jefferson.

By: KingShamus

KingShamus — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 16:18:19 +0000

I understand the Roman centurions who scourged Jesus will be made up to look like George Bush.

Hollywood: Always keeping it fresh and hip.