Comments on: Yankees Beat Astros; Fan Bravely Ignore So-Called World Cup

By: Tyler

Tyler — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 03:16:09 +0000

hey, that’s just not cool gettin’ a song stuck in a good guy like innominatus’ head is NOT COOL! and about your precious hankees, All the players gotta get off the roids, seriously, it’s that bad

By: aA

aA — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 13:01:22 +0000

Mr. Infidel,

Glad to bee hear. I half scene you’re comments on Innominatus’s’ blog, and yew ar indeed a cleaver guy.

Jest bee carfull.

By: Manhattan Infidel

Manhattan Infidel — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 04:48:15 +0000

aA: Welcome to my blog. Feel free to look around. Yes, Andy Pettitte has always struck me as a decent human being, which sadly is not often the case with professional athletes.

Inn: Cease fire!!!! Cease Fire!! Cant’ we all just get along? go go?

Red: Welcome to my blog. A lt. in the secret Wham! army? hmmm. Don’t let Inn know

Matt: Nothing works anymore. Remember who’s pResident.

By: Matt

Matt — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 04:33:15 +0000

it didn’t!

By: Matt

Matt — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 04:32:48 +0000

Let’s see if this works!

By: Red

Red — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 03:26:13 +0000

Sorry innominatus but I am a Lt. in the secret Wham! army somplete with secret signs. “Wake me up” is our anthem. Sshhhh!

By: innominatus

innominatus — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 21:43:06 +0000

Oooh! It’s working already!!! Bwaaahaaahaaa!

By: aA

aA — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 21:17:59 +0000

Wham-A-Doodle! It’s a little too much to have the Yankees lauded and a Wham song quoth in the same place. I am feeling a little nauseous.

Being from near Houston (pronounced “YEW-stun” down here, thankyouverymuch), though not really caring too much about the Lastros, or baseball in general, I do have an inborn loathing for the Yew Nork Spankees. Not that they’re all bad, mind you. I have had the pleasure of dealing with Andy Pettitte on a number of occasions and find him to be a quintessential Texas Boy; polite, gracious, patient. The rest of them can go jump into the East River, that polluted, vile and rancid waterway that makes Buffalo Bayou in YEWston look like the pristine headwaters of the Yellowstone River.

OK, and the Wham lyric just makes the whole thing seem gay. Sorry. I’m from Texas, and there’s a lot of stuff that just looks gay. Soccer is another.

At least we agree on that.

By: innominatus

innominatus — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 16:09:55 +0000

I shall have my revenge! Dunno what I’m gonna do yet, but be assured, it will be very, very revengy!!!!!!

By: Matt

Matt — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 05:11:14 +0000

“As everyone knows our DH Nick Johnson is on the DL. While rehabbing today he was tragically killed in an accident involving a wood chipper, a penis pump and Lady Gaga. Yankee officials are confident that this will not set back his recovery by any appreciable length of time.”

While there is something inherently wrong with this, it is hilarious.

Lady Gaga? There’s another herpes candidate. Then again, is syphilis taken?