Comments on: Don’t Mess With Texas (Unless It’s the Rangers) http://manhattaninfidel.com/2010/04/19/dont-mess-with-texas-unless-its-the-rangers/ Free the oxygen radicals! Wed, 23 May 2012 14:48:47 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: Snarky Basterd http://manhattaninfidel.com/2010/04/19/dont-mess-with-texas-unless-its-the-rangers/#comment-8646 Snarky Basterd Tue, 20 Apr 2010 17:16:24 +0000 http://manhattaninfidel.com/2010/04/19/dont-mess-with-texas-unless-its-the-rangers/#comment-8646 Or, release the kiken (at 7:18): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXV93K2XYu0 Or, release the kiken (at 7:18): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXV93K2XYu0

]]> By: Manhattan Infidel http://manhattaninfidel.com/2010/04/19/dont-mess-with-texas-unless-its-the-rangers/#comment-8630 Manhattan Infidel Tue, 20 Apr 2010 03:05:42 +0000 http://manhattaninfidel.com/2010/04/19/dont-mess-with-texas-unless-its-the-rangers/#comment-8630 Boston is well known as a plague upon civilized society. There are many Boston Red Sox fans in New York unfortunately. A pox upon them. And keep using those safe words. My safe word is "Watusi." Boston is well known as a plague upon civilized society. There are many Boston Red Sox fans in New York unfortunately. A pox upon them.

And keep using those safe words. My safe word is “Watusi.”

]]> By: W.J.J.B http://manhattaninfidel.com/2010/04/19/dont-mess-with-texas-unless-its-the-rangers/#comment-8629 W.J.J.B Tue, 20 Apr 2010 02:47:42 +0000 http://manhattaninfidel.com/2010/04/19/dont-mess-with-texas-unless-its-the-rangers/#comment-8629 Mr. Infidel, you are sage and wise. Perhaps you can explain this sudden plague of Boston Red Sox fans who are so impressed by the fact that in 312 seasons they have won as many championships as the Marlins. Mr. Infidel, you are sage and wise. Perhaps you can explain this sudden plague of Boston Red Sox fans who are so impressed by the fact that in 312 seasons they have won as many championships as the Marlins.

]]> By: Manhattan Infidel http://manhattaninfidel.com/2010/04/19/dont-mess-with-texas-unless-its-the-rangers/#comment-8624 Manhattan Infidel Tue, 20 Apr 2010 00:25:32 +0000 http://manhattaninfidel.com/2010/04/19/dont-mess-with-texas-unless-its-the-rangers/#comment-8624 Root for the Mets? That's just wrong wrong wrong! I'd be honored to have a fellow blogger look me up. Release the F&$*(&G Kraken!! Root for the Mets? That’s just wrong wrong wrong! I’d be honored to have a fellow blogger look me up.

Release the F&$*(&G Kraken!!

]]> By: Snarky Basterd http://manhattaninfidel.com/2010/04/19/dont-mess-with-texas-unless-its-the-rangers/#comment-8621 Snarky Basterd Mon, 19 Apr 2010 23:44:22 +0000 http://manhattaninfidel.com/2010/04/19/dont-mess-with-texas-unless-its-the-rangers/#comment-8621 You are obviously addicted to winning. You'd better be careful or you'll wake up one day and realize your a Mets fan, a fate worse than death. Seriously though, great post. Had me in stiches all the way through. And I only had a hangnail. BTW: When I finally get around to getting up there to the new stadium for a game, I'll have to look you up. Just promise me one thing: You won't stand next to me at the urinal and shout “Release the Kraken!” I mean that doesn't even sound New Yawkish. I'd go for "Release the Hounds!" if you don't want to sound like a tourist. You are obviously addicted to winning. You’d better be careful or you’ll wake up one day and realize your a Mets fan, a fate worse than death.

Seriously though, great post. Had me in stiches all the way through. And I only had a hangnail.

BTW: When I finally get around to getting up there to the new stadium for a game, I’ll have to look you up. Just promise me one thing: You won’t stand next to me at the urinal and shout “Release the Kraken!” I mean that doesn’t even sound New Yawkish. I’d go for “Release the Hounds!” if you don’t want to sound like a tourist.

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