Comments on: Charlie Rangel Takes Leave of Absence

By: Snarky Basterd

Snarky Basterd — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 03:54:35 +0000

This is just the latest woe for Rangel who is also under fire for allegedly helping himself to snacks on his flights to and from the Caribbean.

He may be deported for this one.

Manhattan Infidel — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 20:15:12 +0000

KS: Those who voted for him have no brains, so he’d have to roam elswewhere.

Inn: Less phlegm. More Botox. ‘Tis the first rule of zombieism.

innominatus — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 17:55:39 +0000

Zombie Rangel would have less phlegm rattling around in his throat when he tried to speak.

KingShamus — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 17:03:24 +0000

Would Zombie Rangel look or sound much different from non-Corpse Charlie?

“I need brrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiins……………to hide my corruption.”

The voters in his district will never know the difference.

Manhattan Infidel — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 13:43:36 +0000

I fully expect Chucky Chuckles to hold onto his seat even after his death.

KingShamus — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 13:34:26 +0000

“Regardless of the findings of the ethics committee, Rangel is expected to hold onto his seat until the fall elections.”

Hahahaa.

Truth, not satire.